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COURTNEY

 

 RAISED BY WOLVES IN THE WILDERNESS OF NOVA SCOTIA.

 

Can often be found playing "Hey, I wonder if this is flammable?"

Has crashed more cars than she has owned.

Was once accused of "sounding taller on the radio". Will let you be the judge.

Once ate an entire works pizza meant for delivery then lied and said she dropped it. 

Will gladly challenge you to a game of knifey spooney for the last chicken wing. Will win every time.

Decided two facts ago that writing in the third person sucks.

Biggest regret: telling Lars "Hey man! Listen to this snare sound!"

Hates paragraphs; loves lists.

The following concerts contributed significantly to her hearing loss:

  • Megadeth & Motohead
  • Slayer & Marilyn Manson
  • Queens of the Stone Age
  • Alice Cooper
  • Kiss 
  • Alice in Chains 

Blackhawks, Sea Dogs, Roughriders, Steelers - In that order.

 LOUDER. PLZ.

                               

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